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Rumour has it
By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai
By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls
Bamboozled
By idiot - 04/11/2017 06:09
poopoobear tells us more.
By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45
OP here. So yeah, it was a cheap sample and they said they needed my credit card information to make sure I only got one. Also, I followed a people website article that said the star of the show flip or flop worked on it. Well that turned out to be a fake version of the website, and the woman is suing the company. Anyway, I told my bank and they've settled it now. I felt bad for the woman crying, because I heard her crying to one of her coworkers that it was a terrible day and she was ready to quit. Was it worth it to have a FML published? Probably not...