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By senku - 16/01/2018 22:30 - France - Aix-en-provence
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Qu'est-ce que signifie " apprivoiser " ?
- C'est une chose trop oubliée, dit le renard. Ça signifie " créer des liens... "
Si tu m'apprivoises, nous aurons besoin l'un de l'autre. Tu seras pour moi unique au monde. Je serai pour toi unique au monde...
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