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By inconnuA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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About Divertissezmoi
Je m'ennuyais.
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Bon, je n'ai rien à dire pour l'instant mais je reviendrai remplir mon profil.
Un autre jour.
Je ne sais pas.
On verra.
On s'en fout, surtout.
... mais pourquoi continuez-vous à lire?
J'ai dit qu'on s'en foutait.
Y a rien d'intéressant qui se dit, là.
Alors arrêtez de lire.
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Mais.
... mais ça suffit.
Mais stop.
ÇA SUFFIT MAINTENANT, LÀ, OH.
ALLEZ BOSSER, J'SAIS PAS.
MERDE.
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J'ai faim.
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!