Dude, shut up
By BiteMe - 28/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Manchester
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey
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Free Britney!
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How's your hovel?
By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 08:02 - United States - Ann Arbor
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Ok OP here, here's the deal. I have no problem singing Britney. I like music that's that. But my brother thought it would be hilarious to overwrite my presentation with that. As far as why I was recording, well I lost a bet and keep my word. However, it was not Oops I did It Again it was Man Eater. Class got a good kick out of it for sure.