Been There
By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00
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