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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette Vdm et me suis créer un compte pour vous apporter quelques précisions. J'avais déjà entendu un chat miauler pendant plusieurs minutes comme ça il y a plusieurs mois, mais la semaine dernière ils s'y sont mit à plusieurs! Les 2 premières nuits ça n'a pas duré très longtemps, donc ça allait. Mais la troisième ça à duré au moins une bonne demi-heure, je dis au moins car à 2h00 du matin j'ai finit par aller chercher des boules quies qui sont effectivement devenues mes meilleures amies... Il y a un chanteur principal qui chante en continu et au moins deux autres qui s'ajoutent de temps en temps (surement les choeurs) et je vous assure que le résultat n'est pas terrible du tout ! Le pire c'est que j'ai moi même un chat qui dort dehors, donc quand j'en entends un miauler je m'inquiète de savoir si c'est pas lui qui aurait un problème... Et histoire d'en rajouter j'ai aussi un chien, qui lui dort dans la maison mais a tendance à grogner quand il entend les chats miauler... c'est joyeux à la maison ! Je ne connais pas encore la date du concert, mais je vous tiens au courant, en tout cas ce n'était pas hier soir : je ne les ai pas entendu ! Voilà, merci à tous pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire!