Non sequitur
By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States
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Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!