By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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yummycupkake 0

this reminds me of that Fairy Odd Parents episode when Timmy's pets come back from their grave (his backyard)band torture him :P

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Ryan0510 0

Bury them together, :)

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coffeygirl12 14

aw :( thats horiblee.

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GloriousWhorious 6

Don't go any further; you might find your long-lost pet hamster.

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FacePalm69 0

Wow 16, I had a dog die if natural causes and does that me I should not have pets?

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wintamint101 7

that's disgusting

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IIIiIII16 0

nothing like some black lab on the grill.

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XxAndyasphixiate 1

Dude STFU. You obviously don't know what care or love is. Pretty sure you never get any either. You're a disgusting piece of crap. This is OP's feelings we're talking about here.

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DocBastard 38

Andy, try taking the stick out of your ass before commenting. It's a joke and nothing more, even if you don't find it funny. Being irreverent is part of the comment section. If you can't take the heat, get out of the sweatbox.

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IronMaiden45 0

who's all up for becoming cannibals so we could BBQ ever1luvsboners instead?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

can I keep the bones after? if so I'm all for it! I'd love a human in my collection! ;p

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Siji 0

Don't wish the garden was "Full of life" either. As far you know, that garden is on top of a pet cemetery. O_o (there was a television reference here)

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Dirgel 4

There's a good pussy... cat joke here somewhere I just couldn't make it fit.

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heyy17 10

oh sorry I ment it as you already lost 2, it would kinda be sad to have the possiblity of losing more.

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tellithowitis 13

at least it didn't end with "I managed to dig up my cat that they said ran away when I was younger." FML

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garrettsgirl 0

do you kill every animal you get?

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yummycupkake 0

this reminds me of that Fairy Odd Parents episode when Timmy's pets come back from their grave (his backyard)band torture him :P

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IndiRae 9

63, every pet I get dies. Animals die, just like humans. Unless you have some elixir of life that you feed your pets, then yours will die too. It doesn't make one a bad pet owner if a pet dies, it just means it was their pets time.

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FurryPride 9

My cat got eaten by coyotes I only found her collar with blood on it. I don't want to hear anything about your dead animals.

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IndiRae 9

I used the word 'pet' so much in that paragraph that it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. pet pet pet...

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IndiRae 9

Oh so OP can't mourn over a lost pet because your pets death was more violent? That seems logical.

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an9876 0

I'm sorry but u have THEE cutest profile picture ever!!!!! lol =)

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cmfh88 0

omg I hate people who have to make a pussy joke any time anyone mentions a cat, it's not funny at all, it's kinda lame

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Tessa39 0

141- stop being a pussy.. it's funny hahaha

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whybother8 0

people have no hearts :(

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some_shit 0

multiple pet deaths is not a good sign

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garrettsgirl 0

81 I'm not saying OP is a bad owner I'm just saying their dig died and ironically while burying the dog they found another pet, saying does ur animals you get all die? and yes I understand all things die but irony seemed to be played in thus comment.

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ShyAnn29 14

I've had lots of animals that when they died we bury them in the backyard, that would be so disturbing to dig up a pet that was buried!

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monkeebalz 0

keep digging and you will find more dead pets and eventually fossilized dinosaurs

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gandhislayer 6

well thats a shitty situation!

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IndiRae 9

169- look up irony in the dictionary and try again.

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je_tdwp 4

Lets face it OP, life just hates you

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je_tdwp 4

You know I'm not going to be a Boners hater because I love the dudes comments (usually). But.. That's just not right man

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gwar 0

If you only found its collar how the hell do you know it was eaten by coyotes?

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adam797 0

eventually, thats how it works

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BigHoshJosh 0

atleast they can rest in peace together. just like old times

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EatnBeef 7

zombie cat vs zombie dog. probably not a good idea to bury them in the same yard haha

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enonymous 8

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Truth_Nazi 0

That's actually pretty funny, I like the darker kind of humor.

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visage 0

I admit.... I giggled! Thumbs up from me!

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visage 0

I admit.... I giggled! Thumbs up from me!

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Mrrevorp 0

lmao! tragic humor haha great stuff

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BigHoshJosh 0

I wanna laugh but I'm afraid I'll go to hell if I do so.... shame on you..... I can't help myself hahahaha

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katieklein 0

she probley found grandpa!

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zachattack112492 4

normally this comment would be over 100 thumbs down, but for some reason... it's just... soo... WINNING

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ElainaCutsYou 0

you are a great man. simple as that.

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bailey80 3

Haha that's funny, what about grandpa?

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Cryingraven 1

muahahahaha was the 200 like :p

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noelykins1 19

Was the killer of even numbers and was tge 201st liker

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uFayel 6

And I favourite this fml for this comment.

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atsirk 0

poor cat? its dead. poor OP having to be reminded of it

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ILove2Lol 0

they made YOU bury the dog?? awww):

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eog314 0

I want to say something witty but this story is too sad. sorry op :(

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rattusrattus 18

Agreed. Hugs for the OP. Losing a beloved family member, even of the nonhuman variety, hurts a lot. Being reminded of the old hurt whilst feeling grief for another pet must be even worse.

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Zebidee 8

That's why they invented headstones.

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jake3292 5

well maybe they didn't want a mini grave yard in there backyard in case they would sell the house

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ugliness 6

I think headstones are expensive, if I had a chance to bury my pets I would get some tho :) I love my pets enough to give them a funeral but my mum always wants to cremate them D:

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catatonicsleep 17

*pet semetary (was a book first) maybe the cat will come back to life... Just hope she doesn't try it with her little brother next...

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catatonicsleep 17

you can have a funeral for cremated pets...

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

yes cause everyone wants to have random stones that say who died and where there buried in their backyard

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JustKeepOnHatin 7

If I had a headstone 4 every dead animal buried in my back yard it would b insanely cramped, chickens, cats, dogs, fish, turtles, hamsters :o and who gets pet headstones anyways?? weird..

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AcidRaen 4

it doesnt have to be big like one you find in a cemetary. they could've decorated a big rock and placed it where the cat was so they knew where it was so this could have been avoided. sorry OP ): losing a pet is always hard. i miss my first dog and its been at least 7 years since she passed ):

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