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By kalk - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By kalk - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - 02/11/2013 21:44 - France - Strasbourg
By Mister cocu - 03/10/2013 14:37 - France
By Katsounette - 02/10/2013 17:45 - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
By bloubiboulga - 18/06/2013 18:22 - France
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM! ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire (surtout celui avec le tatouage de la belle-mère)! Pour info, je travaille dans un salon de tatouage au Royaume-Uni, et mon collègue a bien fait signer une charte à notre gars. Mais comme beaucoup, il l'a lu à la va-vite, je suppose... Et ni moi, ni mon collègue ne nous sommes sentis obligés de préciser qu'un tatouage... et bien, c'est indélébile. ^^' Mais pas d'inquiétude, le client (qui pensait, je cite: "que ça s'effacerait progressivement") n'était pas si mécontent de savoir qu'il le garderait à vie, et j'ai pu terminer le tatouage comme il fallait. C'est un tout-tout-tout-tout petit bateau sur l'épaule, sans ornement et discret au possible. Donc pas impossible à cacher. Donc, je profite de cette VDM pour le rappeler à ceux qui ne le sauraient pas (si il y en a un, il doit bien y en avoir d'autres) que oui, un tatouage c'est à vie! ^^ Donc réfléchissez bien à ce que vous voulez vous faire tatouer, et au fait que vous l'aurez pour toujours! Parce que, pour répondre à #164, le laser ne donne pas de superbes résultats... A bon entendeur!!!