By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco
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By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas
Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.
By I_AM_READING - 14/10/2014 07:15 - United States - Anchorage
I_AM_READING tells us more.
OP here... I have no idea why she hit me instead of asking me not to help and still haven't a clue as to what stereotype it was. I was waiting for my father to come out of the store when I noticed her crossing the street when she just dropped the bags I came to help and she swung whatever was left in the bag at me till I left. I lucky didn't get hurt but I was kinda humiliated but as far as I could tell no one saw. I got a laugh telling my friends at school though so either way it just another funny story to tell.
By shelookslikemiley - 23/09/2014 12:48 - Australia
By DeniedAgain - 29/06/2009 04:04 - United States
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.