By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
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Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.

Halcyon_Sancta 12

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

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kingcaper817 14

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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davidpropert 32

If people took showers every time they farted, we would be showering upwards of 10x a day

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keifman7 17

Yes but usually explosive refers to more of a shart

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coried91 28

Explosive can also mean it was extremly loud. You can't tell me that you haven't had a fart at least once in your life that shattered glass and made people's ears bleed.

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suprisebitch 20

tbh the morning after this party some of us slept over and I woke a couple of people up with a fart that was 100% unexpected and I was awake. It still haunts me to this day because the people that know will never let it go, my friend brought it up the other day and it was like 3 years ago

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kingcaper817 14

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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CaptNomNom 17

Could've been worse, Could've been explosive diarrhea.

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iAlissa 34

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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skyttlz 32

Stopped behind the longest red light in town

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coried91 28

Thank heavens! I'm not the only one that has done that. It's humiliating but it'll pass.

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coried91 28

I didn't even realize that there was a "pun" in my original comment. A pretty bad one at that.

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Cass_x 22

You'll be fine. Guys don't normally care that much about a fart to break up with you. It may be awkward now, but you'll probably laugh about it later.

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yeti37 16

"She farted so loud, she woke the dog." --Sean in 'Good Will Hunting'

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