By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach
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Work is a 4-letter word
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Censored
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The thumb strikes back
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Chill out
By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton
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By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn
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Lucky, huh?
By Lesbihonest - 17/06/2015 13:31 - Australia - Gymea
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By _kyleG_ - 16/06/2015 05:54 - United States - Avondale
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An explanation is probably in order here. I am mentally and socially handicapped, brainwashed, and a worthless burden. My father is a pillar of the community, a family man, and loves his poor, misguided child dearly. -according to dear old dad, at any rate. So, fact check: I've just graduated high school with a 3.9 and lots of AP credits. I'll be going to college on academic scholarship as a biology major this fall. I'm currently working full time in auto finance. Also, I'm dating the most beautiful girl in the world. My father(or ex-father?) is an abusive passive-aggressive narcissist. The last time I saw him, the police had to intervene so I could leave school without being forced to go with him. He didn't want to pay child support any longer, so the moment I turned 18, he filed for emancipation. I have a court date in about a month, to get rid of the bastard's name and take my mother's maiden name. I'm happy, and this is all for the best. Thank you all for your kind words- this community is awesome :)