By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 932
You deserved it 2 190

Same thing different taste

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jkp1291 25

This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.

Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/

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Wow you'd think he would at least do it partly for himself...ain't nobody want to be around that smell. Sorry OP :/

Sounds like a crappy boss to me. anybody? nobody? okay...

You should feel bad for that horrible pun.

If your comment is the situation you're referring to then you're absolutely correct

for the day, why don't you sit around in your boss's cabin

jkp1291 25

This has to be against someone kind of law or policy. Please, for the good of mankind it has to be.

This actually could be a lawsuit, did he say that he doesn't think you are sick?

One of those situations that I wouldn't much care about working there anymore. I would drop my pants and finish what I started in hit office and use the chair as a wipe. Cause your boss is and asshole.

you should have busted a horrible bosses moment

Sportey 9

Nobody put YDI yet so tempting

1)Who the hell deserves food poisoning? 2)Here's another down vote you're clearly desperate for.

Go over in his chair and shit your pants in that too jk don't do that. Idk man maybe have other employees cover for you or something?

Either your boss is a dick, or you have a history of calling off for no reason. Most reasonable managers will allow people off when ill.

ataygarp 8

not true I've had bosses who made me go to work with 101 fever or wudn't let me leave when I was throwing up