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By kelsey - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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By kelsey - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro
I walk my cat on a leash and harness, instead of letting him roam, because I love him and do not want him to become lost to me. He really enjoys it and actually begs at the door to go for his walk. My neighbors are just trashy. They sit on their porches and loudly talk about the people who go by, which includes me whenever I try to walk my cat before I go to work. They are disturbingly proud of themselves, and seem to feed off of each other, with each malicious comment earning praise and support from their group. I... I just hate them so much. They don't seem to do anything. I don't know what they do for work. They're just always sitting on one of two porches, being dicks to everyone and adding new tidbits of trash to the landscape.