Vultures
By Anonymous - 12/05/2020 20:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By Anonymous - 12/05/2020 20:00
By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston
By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom
OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.