Admit you're shit
By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro
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By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro
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By EggHead - 31/12/2014 04:38 - United States - Woodbridge
I'm the OP, and I'm glad this got published! For those wondering, it is a fake tree. And it was actually because of my laziness that I had her take it down because I never got around to it. That is when she came up with her "brilliant" idea to cover it with Valentine's Day decorations, which my parents did not seem too impressed with haha.