Admit you're shit

By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro

Today, while I was working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML
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gracehi 31

Well, no one can accuse that kid of stopping at mere words.

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AriettaX 15

Early Christmas present? Happy holidays!

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sayyestothedress 24

I think it's cute how the baby just wanted to play instead of being a bad baby! It's adorable!

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Demoniq 25

Because children at that age don't quite know how to say, "I'm an asshole" just yet.

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englacobain 14

She's two. She's not a fricking asshole for that.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Two-year-olds aren't assholes. If the child threw the poop at someone or smeared it into the carpet, then it's understandable to think the child is mean. Sadly, this child may do this at home because the parents don't pay enough attention when she needs to poop or just pooped.

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Demoniq 25

*sigh* I forgot that people take FML commentary so seriously... I'm not a moron, obviously children that age can't be blamed for their actions unless it's purely out of spite.

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ashyknees 13

I get it was a joke. Some folks take things waaaaay to serious.

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IllegalName 8

best way is to show her proper way. Teach her to use certain words. Sorry OP, sometimes you gotta deal with shitty situations.

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llamarrama01 21

She's 2. It was her attempted at being nice.

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onlychildFTW 33

Yeah that kids smart. At 2 I would poop my diaper and bawl my eyes out. According to my mom I only reached into my diaper and did "poopoo drawings from 3-5". Lol. At least the kid is smart enough to not draw with it like I did.

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dustin007 15

Well that could've been a shitty day ha Ha ha

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mathsgeek69 8

That's the kind of "shit" you sign up for when you decide to do early childhood. (pun totally intended =P)

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jerryj 27

Why would you use quotation marks if there is no other clever way of interpreting the word for its intended use?

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doodlecloud 26

I think they were trying to point out the pun. Shit can be meant in two ways. So I'm fine with the quotation marks (all the most people would get it without) but the extra sentence in brackets? NO idea why that's needed.

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