Love language

By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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DontModMeDammit 10

It's a text, never say anything meaningful in a text.

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Dcm210 19

i thought thats what cards are for.

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Melissac2011 1

Daaaang, that sucks. Better luck next time :)

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bitchslapped22 14

Why don't you actually go spend your anniversary with him, instead of thinking of a good text to send him for two hours...yeah, that's some real love you have there.

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Jackasss_fml 14

U deserved it for making ur relationship so shallow and cheap by expressing urself on damn text, for **** sake atleast get a greeting card. U deserve it .... C U N T !!

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upyourzlolz 11

Don't tell "You-know-who", but I secretly stole the translator. *WHOP. WHOP. WHOP* Shit. How do you work this thing?

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moop256 10

You can actually see an example of all caps rage.

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chlle_2012 0

Chill the **** out just cause they communicate through txt dosen't mean their relationship is "shallow" at least she made an effort to be romantic regardless of the form

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moop256 10

^^^ and of course this comes from a teenager

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Bluemonster3 26

Surely it would have been more romantic if she said it to him or over the phone o_o

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mariet_fml 23

I'm gonna go with the popular opinion and say you should have written it down or called him if face to face communication wasn't an option. Ffs.

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disney_blonde 16

'really romantic text message'? How about a nice handwritten note? Or card?

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Burrito_Time 5

Two hours damn your wrote a whole novel!!!

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