Health: Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that...

By DirtyCharmed - 01/11/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML

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Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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By Sick - 24/12/2022 11:00 - United States

Today, I'm trying to sleep off a cold as my roommate plays video games in his adjacent room. He doesn't rage or get excited often, and he can control it even more if he really needs to, but it's still enough to keep me painfully awake, along with my cold. Every minute feels like an eternity. FML

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By SocialSuicide - 17/11/2021 04:58

Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML

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By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

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By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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MyEpicDemise 7

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:54

I feel you should've consulted another doctor for a different opinion. Still, FYL.

lemon_phat 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 12:08

Just go to sleep, the second your throat closes, you will automatically wake up. And if this were truly life or death, you'd be in a hospital, lol.

Comments

lilponkbunnies 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:45

Strep throat isn't viral which means its probably somthing like mono. The only think you can take is steroids but doctors don't really like perscribing steroids because they make you feel better than you actually are

lw73 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:14

Viral throat infection??? Who's butt did you have your tongue in? You need penicillin.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:17

Please oh please explain how penicillin would help a viral infection.

supatroopa909 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:16

thats what happens when you swallow wieners for a living!

CrackFox 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:29

good excuse to party ;)

13FTW 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:39

94, why do that when you have a doc right here on FML? I'm sure he's cheaper too, just a quickee after the session and I'm sure you're good.

Christonarhino 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:40

Eat garlic, it supposedly kills viruses on contact so it might help.

cmtexx03 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:13

Take an advil or anther anti-inflammatory. Ur doc should of at least informed u of some good OTC's.

NoobHat 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:26

Nyquil is the only answer. Nyquil cures everything.

youtubetre_fml 14

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:37

Is this possible ?? Good luck ...

lulzworthy 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:47

Take dextroamphetamines like adderall or dexedrine to stay awake, you'll fell normal for sure. It isn't healthy to stay awake that long though, around 50-60 hours, you start to hallucinate.