By DirtyCharmed - 01/11/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML
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MyEpicDemise 7

I feel you should've consulted another doctor for a different opinion. Still, FYL.

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lemon_phat 11

Just go to sleep, the second your throat closes, you will automatically wake up. And if this were truly life or death, you'd be in a hospital, lol.

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h4ppys3xym3 6

I had something similar to this a few months back...ask for prednisone. It works like a charm to get rid of the swelling and pain.

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Glidefedt 6

I had that poblem too, doctor used standard excuse for not knowing "Duurrr infection durrr" I stayed up for a few days until I simply dropped down

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Ur1Temptazian 0

Well, if there's a loss of consciousness and a restricted airway they can always intubate you...

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dubgarden 3

I had something like that.. ciprofloaxin worked. maybe ask your doc about that?

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tjv3 10

that is why you should watch what you put in your mouth

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