By Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25
Both sides now
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Dracula sucks
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Introvert life
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tiptoppc tells us more.
MOVE!
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Boing!
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By chocolateninja22 - 16/12/2015 16:42 - United States - Tucson
chocolateninja22 tells us more.
OP here - I'd like to say it's funny how the first ever fml I posted got here, but anyway. As a point of clarification, the grocery store I work in is kind of like a Walmart, but more centered around food with a bit of clothes and shit like that. Basically the store is ******* huge. It's not unlikely to be able to walk the store and not see another employee on the floor who would be able to help. And what she needed was on the opposite side of the store to the bathroom. Yeah....luckily I only told my manager and she let me go home and clocked me out so I could just ditch. I haven't gotten any looks from coworkers so I may be in the clear
Asshat of the day
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Feed me
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I'm sticking with you
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Snitched
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Entitled
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Work is freedom, duh!
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Munchies
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Bee plot
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Indiana Jones in the making
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Feline support
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Creepy
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Hogwatch
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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 14:36 - United States
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An update: I ended up quitting in February and am starting a new job in about a week from now. It wasn’t easy finding a tech job in middle of the Midwest in the current market conditions, but getting a new job came with appreciation of my skills and a pay raise, and i know reputation of new employer. Me leaving created a shit show at old job as all my scripts were deleted. The ones my ex coworkers used to do their job. At least my last two weeks were paid with no need to do work (due to my former admin rights and damage any kind of revenge acts could cause, in this case totally justified and they followed proper protocol for my type of access), but from my contact with ex coworkers shows shit went south due to it. I’m looking forward to the new job as well.