By disciplinaryaction - 21/11/2011 07:02 - United States
By Ouka - 27/05/2015 09:18 - Germany
Ouka_fml tells us more.
By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30
By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville
Still not calling it X
By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion
Social media poisoning
By fuck tiktok - 13/06/2022 18:00
Malicious
By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 12:00
By Anonymous - 06/07/2014 18:06 - United States - Monterey Park
By stilljobless - 21/05/2015 02:49 - United States - Willimantic
Nice guy
By LucklessNiceGuy - 05/12/2011 07:22 - United States
Woozy
By Thisismylife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada
Exploitation
By Anonymous - 08/06/2025 00:00 - United States - Baldwin Park
By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States
Buzzwords
By Lori_ftw - 27/02/2014 03:28 - United States - Oakland
By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 01:51 - Canada - Toronto
By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States
By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30
Blankity Blank
By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 17:15 - United States - Savage
Cheap and gross
By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20
Cool moves
By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 11:00
Pleased to meet you
By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:41 - United States
By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes
A good thing? Really?
By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 12:00
Haste
By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway
Brain freeze
By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 23:13 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona
By Ama_544347571 - 24/05/2017 16:00 - Sierra Leone
Riveting
By jobless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Thanks for the pranks
By jellybeans - 21/03/2021 21:31
Keywords
OP here :) First of all, thank you all for your advice! I'm afraid though, that it's a rather small company (around 10 full time employees) so we don't have an HR departement. I'm not sure about the difference between "being fired" and "being laid off", but my situation could be described as: "being fired because my company decided to save some money and that they didn't need someone on the position I'm currently working at." Here in Germany we get ALG (Arbeitslosengeld, roughly translates to "unemployment money") for a year after working for at least two years. It's around 60% of the persons original salary. The catch is: you only get it, if you're fired or quit for (very) good reasons (harassment, threats, etc.). If you quit without one of those reasons you don't get anything for 1-3 months. Also you don't get it for 3 months if you're fired because of anything you did (stealing, forgery...) So it's a tricky situation right now. I wrote my boss an email explaining most of the things you stated (that I feel uncomfortable forging his signature, for example) and asking whether it wasn't possible for me to just write the notice and have him sign it as soon as he's back. This way I have to set the date back, because I can only be fired with a 2 months' notice which isn't stricly legal, but he agreed to it. He isn't really that bad of a person, actually that whole idea came from HIS boss and he was just the unlucky messenger. So yeah, I'm going to write the notice and put it on his desk to sign once he gets back and hope, the whole mess turns out alright.