By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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cliffibom 15

Seems like she is into *********** so I think you would rather not go along

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ollie179 21

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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magymofucka 9

lol, why tf is this person trying to set up a date for their dog? lmaoo.

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ollie179 21

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Gosh, 1. I just cleaned this carpet!

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mjspoons 6

Don't let your dog go who knows what she might do to him!

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gc327072 30

....Somebody doin something slick! Downtoooowwnnn...

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

How would the dog get to his date without you? Dognapping? Did you teach him to drive??? Or would she pick him up? Because then you'd still be there.

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karlcolt45 19

I bet they stay avoid the cheap laughs and hit it missionary

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apollojon 11

I seem to recall seeing this comment before. Somewhere....

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Incredidanny 5

Oh, sorry. I didn't see your comment up there. It was late when I posted.

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TheElBurrrito 21

Apollojon, your comment made my night. I'm not really sure why I laughed so hard, but I assure you I laughed a lot harder than I should have.

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klovemachine 24

The dog must have taken OP's swag :-D lol

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