Underperforming

By ThatIsNotIt - 24/01/2021 04:02 - United Kingdom

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Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
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geddafah kowdah deway 3

sounds like your life literally does suck -- and you should stop doing it until he's beyond willing to reciprocate

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geddafah kowdah deway 3

sounds like your life literally does suck -- and you should stop doing it until he's beyond willing to reciprocate

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princess_stabitty 20

Well, next time you should just about lick him for a minute, and then give up, if he becomes at least remotely hard.

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Warp1978 15

NO BLOW JOBS FOR YOU!

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Chazzster 28

Mid session is not the best time to quit and ask him to reciprocate. Either before or after would be better - You probably have more leverage before and it’s less frustrating than quitting in the middle.

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arioch_fml 20

Definitely not a good time, but it's probably not the first time Op has asked either. and honestly, if he's that reluctant he might not even bother before or after anyways.

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peterblack67 9

How incredibly selfish. I would definitely cut him off.

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John Raymond Matheney 6

get you a man like me, not me, but like me. the ratio my wife and I have of "favors" is like 20:1 in her favor, and I'm a ok with that.

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bobsanction 18

Is he gay or something?

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