Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
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Deezknutz 8

How does a duck fly Into your living room?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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Blizztastic21 17

Duck flying into the house..still better paranormal activity than the movies.

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Gingerette 8

I would say the girlfriend was trying to make a pun, but it's really loosely related, if she was..

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UrYousername 15

Paranormal activity isn't all that it's quacked up to be.

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KasiaLilith 13

if it was a rubber ducky, I'd be suspicious too!

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iAlissa 34

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think rubber ducks have the ability to shit.

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jamiejones10 8

They let out tiny bubbles every now and then

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ajh557 22

You've got to be ducking kidding me, that is a quacktasticly strange explanation

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BMTHsuperfan 18

It was a good pun up until "quacktasticly"

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autotuneyoureyes 2

by definition that is in fact. paranormal. "beyond the rage of normal" activity. yeah...she is sort of right and you're sort of being a jackass.

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EmmaMK 35

Lunch does not get much fresher than that!

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RedPillSucks 31

I like my lunch not to be still ******** when I'm trying to eat it.

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PoofTopComment 4

Did she at least tell you to duck? Get it cause it was a....nevermind

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ajh557 22

You posted this 2x jack ass. And it wasn't funny the first

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