By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
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pandabrr 12

Do the same when he's sleeping.

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DocBastard 38

Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

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pandabrr 12

Do the same when he's sleeping.

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Ambient25 24

That cat is like: "I came, I saw, I snorted that shit all over your daughter"

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zomgbies 17

Aye, do the same to dad. And sprinkle it on his twig and berries

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Lioness8197 18

Might sound dumb, but did it claw at you? I know some cats are flat out vicious but one of my cats just nuzzles it's food. Dumb question, but I'm curious.

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GrantEvans 14

As long as it is your cat you should be fine with it, my old cat never soent time with me amd i wouldve appreciated anything like that...even in that way

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TunaFireStarter 16

Even if it clawed the crap out of you? I highly doubt most people would consider being scratched spending quality time with their cat ...

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

Look on the bright side OP, you got a nice lick wash.

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iAlissa 34

Or it flipped the **** out and scratched OP up.

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deathstroke990 22

that must've been a CATastrophe anyone?? no... okay ill let myself out

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LittleBastard 20

No, no.. I will escort you out myself, like a sir.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Did you just say...like a sir??? Allow me...

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lisaroxmysoxx 16

My aunt used to wake me up by putting droplets of water in my ear, yours is worse.

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DocBastard 38

Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

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evilplatypus 38

I agree 100% Doc. This dad sounds like an evil genius. A hilariously evil genius.

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worldclassrager 39

I need to try that with my roommate...that's a killer prank.... I sure hope the cat was declawed...

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kieralumina 30

never declaw your cat. just clip their nails like you clip your own. declawing is basically chopping off a knuckle, and then having to walk on them

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