Bad boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML
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BoredomKillsinc 0

i hope the dog learns to defend itself and bite off the kids little weiner...

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omgshaylaaa 0

awe it's your job to train your kid haha poor dog :(

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Falloner 0

as long as it's routine it will be easier to get used to

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iSitt 0

what would da dog whisperer say about this?

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bamagrl410 31

Hahahahaha that's hilarious. if you know he's going to do it, just keep him away from the dog?

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kellanlvr 1

F the dog's life! atleast you're not the one getting peed on OP

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derpherp 0

If only we had a picture D8

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I say let him do his thing! it's about time someone stood up to these blasted dogs who go around peeing on all are stuff, thinking everything is a toilet to them. mans best friend indeed!

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omgshaylaaa 0

awe it's your job to train your kid haha poor dog :(

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MrBoredGuy 1

or put diapers back on him

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TheDrifter 23

Either spray him with the squirt gun or swat him with the rolled up newspaper. What? It worked on the dog didn't it? The kid I a human, he should catch on even faster.

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Roadkill007 9

lol but drifter.. some kids love getting squirted by squirt guns >.> so... you might be encouraging that type of behavior

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lulzaroonie 0

keep the dog away from him until he's done his morning pee

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BoredomKillsinc 0

i hope the dog learns to defend itself and bite off the kids little weiner...

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squirell_AIDS69 0

That has got to be one of the weirdest things I've heard in a while.

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evybeth 0

start potty training.

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justication 2

I'm afraid that your son's penis may just get bitten off.

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spanelli 16

Exactly. He should know by now that peeing on dogs is just... Well, not good?

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Zmeilerr 22

Spanelli, I'm inclined to disagree with you. They're at that age where they're just starting to experiment with things and get into stuff they're not supposed to. While I agree the child doesn't know any better, the parent should still be telling him/her that it is wrong.

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spanelli 16

Mm, very true. I suppose most of the children I know are raised by stricter parenting. By age two, they know better than to take a piss on a dog. I wonder if the dog tried to drink it...

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chelle_starlight 0

nice...he was just marking his territory...

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Doortje 29

You should keep an eye on that. Dog fetishes aren't pretty :(

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