Intimacy: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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MistAtMarseilles 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

ChrisFrancia 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive did he give you any pointers? haha

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Paulspacefdot 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:07

If he had recognised his daughter as being who he was doing, the guy would have a hammer embedded in his head... So I'm guessing he was giving a generic "guy-to-guy signal of congratulations, you're getting laid". Not "hey, go ahead, nail my daughter...it's cool". Well... OK, there's a small chance that he's going to be jacking it later thinking about his daughter.. but the odds are pretty much stacked against that.

Anonymus101 4

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:09

Well be thankful you don't have a broken door down and a broken nose if he saw his daughter in there.

PKYAZ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:11

this aint bad damit he gave u a thumbs up he's pleased that his daughter is ****** cool awesome father really lol

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:13

Now you are officially approved by her father, congrats ^^ Btw that's an awesome dad =D

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:13

not a very good father... i dont see whats so great about a dad who wants his daughter to be having sex and that situation is kind of creepy and awkward its probably not true

Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:19

Daddy approves.. now we have to see if mommy approves. But girls are always 'daddy's girls' so yahhhhh.. you're pretty lucky ;)

lolol182 4

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:21

best dad ever

IEatCrayons 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:25

at least he didnt run over there to beat your ass. *thumbs up*

Lem_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:25

ok lets assume her dad has not met him yet and did not see her face. just wait until she introduces him to the parents, one thing will happen. either he doesnt recognize him and nothing happens. or he does and he gets the crap beaten outa him.