Intimacy: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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MistAtMarseilles 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

ChrisFrancia 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive did he give you any pointers? haha

Comments

ohfrick 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:15

#7 - Blinds closed, yes... lights off? That's not required. It's more fun with the lights on sometimes. ;)

cdatribe23 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:05

agreeeed;)

mzmaverickd 7

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:16

Does he know you're dating his daughter???

crazymono13 3

Friday 2 May 2014 3:36

excellent question

shenanaguns 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:19

i don't see how this is bad. its weird, but not bad

CaptainPat 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:19

thats awesome... yet creepy.

z_vet 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:21

Don't see how it's a FYL. Awesome dad, be glad with it.

nisey 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:22

what are the odds- having sex with a girl who's dad is RIGHT there haha but thats pretty cool that hes not the usual dads who'd KILL you if he saw that but yes, the thumbs up is creepy

Phillay632 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:22

He probably just saw two people getting it on and gave a thumbs up. I'm sure that wouldn't have been the hand gesture he would have given you had he known it was his own daughter getting plowed.

jar_89 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:02

I agree!

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:50

303, that profile picture is aweso

missababgaga 19

Sunday 19 August 2012 6:29

That's exactly what I was thinking!

silverspring47 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:24

I dunno...I don't buy it...

kwbuzz23wk 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:25

i dont believe this, if she was your girlfriend, her dad prob knows where you live, and no dad (that is not a perv) would watch his daughter getting pounded by her boyfried, let alone give a thumbs up i usually give the benefit of the doubt on these but not this one