Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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barbiiee_fml 0

tell him "well its not going to lick itself either." Haha! I like his ways.

86 8
iamsophie 13

I've got to remember that one. Hubby's always saying something like that to me! How romantic...

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ChiddyBANGr 13

*Hands him a straw* "Knock yourself out"

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misstamz 0

Whisper back 'auto-fellatio'

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txtrphyhnter 0

51 your an ass

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mk58 31

51, you're deranged. That kitten is cute enough for you to spontaneously combust from its cuteness when you encounter it face to face.

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kaoss54 3

the guy has a point lol

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skeetNyoEYEhoe 0

This reminds me of American Pie when this f@kkn guy says, "suck me, beautiful". Hahahaha. You should have bit tht ish MAD hard.

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