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By Purple - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17

At least they didn't name you glitter? Or anything stripper like

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may14th 26

my dad delivers baby and one time parents named their kid flower child

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martin8337 35

Was your mom a hippie?

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pezza_jess 5

I've got a friend named Purple. Her middle name is Rain.

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Ki11erC 18

Must be quite young to have not noticed it's your legal name and not what you currently go by. Can legally change it anyway, not hard.

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justash12 10

My dad thought it would be funny to name me vel. My last name is Crow

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Metal_Chick 15

At least your name isn't Royal. I don't know what my hippie parents were thinking. Violet is actually kind of nice, Purple...eh.

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Witchylady 17

I am sorry but I cracked up laughing when I read that your birth name is purple. That's better then being called ," apple.

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