Creep

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Creep

By Balibaby - 21/08/2017 14:45 - South Africa - Springs

I was on the phone with my sister I said "I love you" the guy who does our cleaning whispers "I love you more" he thought I didn't hear him... This guy also walks past me and whispers my name then walks away quickly.

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farmerjoe258 19

Thursday 24 August 2017 9:19

Well, it is in springs haha

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farmerjoe258 19

Thursday 24 August 2017 9:19

Well, it is in springs haha

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