Intimacy: Experimentation - FML

Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:55

Was it already glazed?

oped01 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:59

So he was "dunkin the donut"

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swaggrid 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 13:30

Hahahahahahahahahahah

Mister_Triangle 21

Saturday 13 October 2012 14:06

Because, while it's like having a mouth on your dick, it's also like having a dick in your mouth. When you attempt it, you have to ask yourself: am I willing to suck a dick for a *******?

mvc3ftw 17

Saturday 13 October 2012 14:11

I guess you won't be eating anything on a stick for a long time eh?

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 13 October 2012 14:27

You should have offered up your pie to him instead!

babyshaft408 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 14:34

Better then ur butthole

egrudy 9

Saturday 13 October 2012 14:49

Did he eat the donut?

crackh3ad 2

Saturday 13 October 2012 14:57

Sounds fun !

Gregory607 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 15:05

Flawless ^

cnorris31 2

Saturday 13 October 2012 16:49

I like mine with sprinkles

chasestiner 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 16:53

Knock bitch...

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