I was having dinner with my family, my grandma was sitting next... - FML

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By Miss ladybug97 - 02/09/2017 16:35

I was having dinner with my family, my grandma was sitting next to me. I got a massage on my Snapchat from a guy that has a crush on me asking me if I wanted to see his genitals, I said no. He send another message, as I open it all I see is dick on my phone screen...and so did my grandma FML

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Hippo_Holiday 19

Thursday 7 September 2017 16:48

Time to get the lawyers! WooHoo!

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jamielusions 19

Tuesday 5 September 2017 14:31

How did you not see that comming? YDI for even continuing conversation with someone like that, but FYL because you know him and added him.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Thursday 7 September 2017 16:48

Time to get the lawyers! WooHoo!

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