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By "R4sm00s3" - 01/08/2017 23:55
I went on a date with someone who is vegiterian, because I haven't been on dates so often I got nervous. So right as we had ordered our food I tried to be funny and said "I am so hungry I could eat a horse" the rest of the date was really akward.