Taco Tuesday Struggles... By FML Approved - 01/08/2017 18:32 - France - Paris Taco Tuesday is a barrel of laughs until it's time to bid the beans and cheese farewell. Better out than in though, eh? I agree, your life sucks 813 You deserved it 231 Share Tweet Share
USA, USA, USA; well, almost. Today we're not welcoming a French artist, not even an American artist, but an artist from... oh, you'll see! Are you in a hurry or something? Why can't we just sit down, have a nice cup of tea and talk about the future? ... I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 14
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 966 You deserved it 12 228
Today, I took part in a karaoke night, and confidently chose "Man in The Mirror" by Michael Jackson, but forgot that the song has a key change. My attempt to hit the high note sounded like a cat being stepped on. I didn't survive the embarrassment. FML I agree, your life sucks 177 You deserved it 437
Today, my step-kids proudly announced that their mum lets them drink coffee at her house. They both have ADD and I've been struggling for months to get them to eat right. Hello futility. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 403 You deserved it 183
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 584 You deserved it 1 770
Today, I've become so accustomed to finding my sister drunk or otherwise passed out in the same spot in the living room that every time I go in there, I instinctively lift my feet higher as though to step over her, even when she's not there. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 483 You deserved it 1 703
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML I agree, your life sucks 70 071 You deserved it 4 441
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 586 You deserved it 7 162