Transportation, Cars and Weather: If a tree falls… - FML

If a tree falls…

By Lili - 22/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML

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d j mom 3

Monday 22 April 2024 12:57

that sucks. please tell me you had good full coverage insurance

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 April 2024 4:01

Was this Leavenworth, KS? I'm also in Kansas and the same thing happened where I worked yesterday. Not my car, but the wind blew a tree right on top of it. It literally split a tree in half!

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d j mom 3

Monday 22 April 2024 12:57

that sucks. please tell me you had good full coverage insurance

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 April 2024 4:01

Was this Leavenworth, KS? I'm also in Kansas and the same thing happened where I worked yesterday. Not my car, but the wind blew a tree right on top of it. It literally split a tree in half!

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