Love, Poopoo peepee and Health: IN A RUSH, SORRY

IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

That's love.

paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:15

Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?

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Mauled2Death 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:06

Hes a keeper

lame9379 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:11

thats not an FML...when you gotta go you gotta go.

mdchap01 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:12

That's hilarious. I was expecting him to walk off the plane with another woman or something. That would be a real FML.

blahdsflksfd 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:14

He said "BRB"?! *pulls out shotgun*

karrdesw 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:14

The puns in the comments are funnier than this FML... c'mon... your life is ****** because of your boyfriend's colon?

xOpheliacx 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:24

This just in: LIFE IS NOT A MOVIE. And who ******* cares? The man had to shit. Get over it. Your life is NOT ****** because of it.

Sneakyxllama 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:33

If a guy has to shit, dont get in his way. Its just a thing. I totally agree with #42

jdawg777 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:41

Wow why would he tell you. I would never say that to my gf

Mr_Serious 6

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:44

you're insecure with your relationship then

voveraite 7

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:54

Or perhaps he is :drumroll: well-mannered? Feveryone'sL, if nowadays being respectful towards your significant other for an indefinite period of time is something to be only seen in movies.

haxromana 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:21

Yeah, respect is nice, but after a certain period of time I feel as though my significant other should be able to handle the fact that I have a digestive/urinary system and that it has wants and needs of its own, and that those wants and needs may conflict with things like not stopping the car before we get over the Delaware bridge or going to that Tex-Mex place on the corner. Sucks that it ruined the moment, but it'll be hilarious in like, two days (and if it doesn't get funny ever the OP is probably insufferable anyway).

voveraite 7

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:31

I will repeat: the needs and following them are not the problem, IMO. The expressing of them is. see #22, I said it there.

bigems 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:03

are you afraid your girlfriend will leave you because you have to take a shit? She should leave you because you're probably a whiny, clingy, pussy boy!