Jeep Fail By FML Approved - 26/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York He is not one with the force. I agree, your life sucks 236 You deserved it 400 Share Tweet Share
Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML I agree, your life sucks 34 556 You deserved it 4 758
Today, while making deliveries, a lady answered the door stark naked and invited me in. I'm a young single guy so I went for it, but her husband was also there, ready to go with an enormous boner, so I ran to my van and went back to the depot. They reported me for bad customer service. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 904 You deserved it 2 783
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 670 You deserved it 4 710
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 756 You deserved it 2 964
Today, for about the tenth time this month, I opened my mouth and was immediately told to, “Shut the fuck up” before I'd actually said anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 935 You deserved it 209
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 966 You deserved it 2 984
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML I agree, your life sucks 603 You deserved it 1 379
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML I agree, your life sucks 45 712 You deserved it 3 965
lol PRESS THE GAS
omg lmfao