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Kind heart, lonely soul

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 22:00

Today, I went to the city centre to intentionally smoke near homeless people so they'd ask me for a cigarette or two. In the last 2 years, this is the closest I could get to having a social life. FML
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Cynical_1 26

Why don't you join a support group for people trying to quit smoking? You can drop the nasty habit and meet people at the same time. It's a twofer.

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Tripartita 44

This is what happens when somebody tells you about Tinder via the telephone game. "Tinder to meet random people." "I dunno, it had something to do with burning and no-home people." "What? Smoking and homeless people?"

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Tripartita 44

This is what happens when somebody tells you about Tinder via the telephone game. "Tinder to meet random people." "I dunno, it had something to do with burning and no-home people." "What? Smoking and homeless people?"

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Winchesterdg1 6

Maybe stop smoking and people will like you more

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Donnasbroeikas 11

Wow! Sounds like a good thing! I don't know why you have no social contact, but keep this up! Homeless people sometimes have the best stories and wouldn't judge you.

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Cynical_1 26

Why don't you join a support group for people trying to quit smoking? You can drop the nasty habit and meet people at the same time. It's a twofer.

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

That and / or join a volunteer group to help same homeless people.

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rivenrock 14

Look online for Meetup and see if there are any groups in your city. Good way to meet friends with similar interests. Good luck!

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darshini_ii 24

Is that also the least of all efforts you've taken in the last 2 years?

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James Almond 2

Kudos for hanging out with people others just ignore.

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