Love, Friends, Creepy and Stalker: My guy

My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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You deserved it 149

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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You deserved it 2 844

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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You deserved it 19 675

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 331

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 390

You deserved it 2 973

By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

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You deserved it 20 526

Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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You deserved it 105

By Hopeless - 08/02/2011 03:22

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 878

You deserved it 6 111

By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 117

You deserved it 3 096

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 971

You deserved it 53 948

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 3 January 2022 2:24

why would you talk to the guy who stalked you?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 January 2022 5:13

Looks like the stalking is over and the hunter has his prey.

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Jon Tessler 14

Monday 3 January 2022 2:24

why would you talk to the guy who stalked you?

cuz803 44

Monday 3 January 2022 4:33

Are you sure "used to" is the right term to use? Just checkingm

Jesse Duff 15

Monday 3 January 2022 5:06

if someone was stalking me, And i didn't want the attention, I would have blocked them.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 January 2022 5:13

Looks like the stalking is over and the hunter has his prey.

diraven 15

Monday 3 January 2022 5:38

It's good you're friends now

Slim87R 7

Thursday 6 January 2022 23:06

"Used to stalk you." You know things are going downhill when you start losing stalkers.

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