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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By "Mom2grls808" - 19/12/2018 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month old on the floor (carpeted) in the livingroom. when I woke up my daughter bombed her diaper her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen....FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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truslide 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

uhmfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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twilax101 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:24

#10, 14, & 16- just because you kick your cats off the bed doesnt mean your an animal abuser. it means you dont like to be bothered when you sleep. jesus.

angeldo6695 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:24

CHILD ABUSER!!!!!

hcms_cheer 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:32

shut tha hell up she was asleep dumbass!!

Nave42 7

Monday 16 July 2012 8:46

Negligence then. Or is it okay to leave a two year old to their own devices?

gdiggs 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:24

Jeez...too bad it wasn't the cat! Sorry to hear that you did that to your kid. It probably wasn't too hard of a kick; the kid may have been near the edge of the bed, which may be close to the wall like my bed is...and you people are overreacting WAY too much. Cats are very resilient, and you don't even know how hard this person kicked the animal.

xxstealthxx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:24

NOTICE!!!! does anyone ever think that, how do adults know what FML is? It could be a little dumb kid saying it

Closer_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:25

Dude how could you not tell that was a person!!!? How fat are your cats??

candyapple1 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:25

i agree w 4. either ur cats must b huge or u have one tiny 2 yr old. plus how did u manage to kick her into a wall? all u have to do to get cats to move is nugde them alittle

mcflyy6969 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:25

Lol that's funny; but why would you even kick your cat that hard?

palmtrees 1

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:25

#83, "nudge" is different from "kick" even when done with your foot...

xanth 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:25

I don't see how you idiots could be so dense. She probably tried to shove it off with her shin as people do all the time, not a full force kick, which wouldn't cause any harm to the cat at all. The difference was it happened to be her toddler, with crappy balance/motor skills and hit the wall, which I imagine is next to the bed. Not to mention she was probably half asleep. Lastly, I'm sure she feels worse about what happened to her kid than about what any of you assholes think.