Intimacy: Recognize this? - FML

Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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Picture game

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 20:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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By haggisbowl - 14/01/2012 06:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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You deserved it 5 648

Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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wheresmymary 22

Monday 6 October 2014 14:38

Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)

kitsy 14

Monday 6 October 2014 14:40

This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...

Comments

nikmiester 7

Saturday 25 October 2014 12:03

There's a fine line between sexy and weird

nikmiester 7

Saturday 25 October 2014 12:05

How old is he?

Finchonian 9

Monday 27 October 2014 7:20

Maybe it was a setup for a pickup-line-type joke?

jessiejamesp 11

Monday 24 November 2014 6:12

You shouldn't have to tell him what that is but if he sends you a picture you could always get him back just say kinda looks like a penis only smaller

MaddieDtragedies 8

Thursday 4 December 2014 10:09

maybe he never saw a ******

robertpayne2 5

Tuesday 30 December 2014 3:41

and this kids is why you don't date minors.

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 7:06

This is very ironic

baconofthepan 7

Saturday 7 March 2015 7:02

Hey he's not a **** addict then

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 7:05

Ydi for sending a pic

SpectreZ 9

Tuesday 17 May 2016 20:52

What is a man who doesnt know what a ****** looks like?

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