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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 15/11/2023 04:00

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Today, I was joking to mom that at the rate I’m going I’ll have to start an OnlyFans to afford college next year. She shrugged like it was nothing because apparently prostitution got her through college and bought her her first house before she accidentally got pregnant with me. Um, WHAT? FML

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Same thing different taste

By acincollege - 21/02/2009 05:36 - United States

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Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

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SWERFs gonna SWERF

By Anonymous - 22/08/2022 22:00

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Today, my so-called feminist daughter somehow found out I briefly worked as a prostitute when she was a teenager, and has stopped speaking to me. I haven’t the heart to tell her it was the only way I could afford to send her to college. FML

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Great plan, kiddo

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 16:00

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Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 05:06 - United States - El Paso

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Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML

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By Teenagegirl - 26/03/2012 04:11 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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By Dariya - 13/02/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

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Be hotter

By Amanda Howard - 30/11/2020 02:02

Today, I saw that a girl on Twitter made $1.5 million just from OnlyFans and she's only 19. Meanwhile, I'm 21 and working two jobs just to afford school and pay my bills. FML

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Thanks ma

By 1940s wants their attitude back - 29/09/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML

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L0life29 6

Thursday 16 November 2023 21:47

that is legendary!!!

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 15 November 2023 23:35

Sounds like an inspirational talk...

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Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 15 November 2023 23:35

Sounds like an inspirational talk...

L0life29 6

Thursday 16 November 2023 21:47

that is legendary!!!

JR0888 6

Monday 26 February 2024 14:24

Don’t ask don’t tell

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Thursday 4 April 2024 21:35

are you afraid of living up to her legacy? id suggest even asking her for higher up clients

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