Love: She said yes!

She said yes!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By colts609380 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Well, crap - 18/06/2013 15:02 - Denmark - Kongerslev

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 03:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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Alittleghosty 3

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:55

I guess you could say you left her breathless

Joshwarrior 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:54

At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.

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Bossmaster_D 2

Monday 8 December 2014 18:07

Who the hell put. "You deserve it"?!

someguyhere 12

Monday 8 December 2014 20:23

The parents will calm down.

Duriexp 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:17

What a bunch of *****. If you two really like each other you'll find a way somehow :) .

drunkenbabies 2

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:11

Still a better love story than Twilight; good job bro ??.

alanharvey15 13

Wednesday 10 December 2014 6:01

Just wait till she's 18 then her parents cant cotrol who she sees

FatherofTime87 18

Wednesday 10 December 2014 8:49

That's the sweetest, saddest thing I've heard in a long time

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 10 December 2014 16:00

This proves that MORONS these days will sue over ANY STUPID LITTLE THING!! dude, they're idiots. ID wasn't your fault and their case wouldn't stand.

Mindflux 1

Wednesday 10 December 2014 19:54

Bullshit

ariastyles12 25

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:30

I feel like I've seen this before

americanafrican 32

Saturday 13 December 2014 16:09

life sucks. get over it. her parents will come around

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