She said yes!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
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Alittleghosty 3

I guess you could say you left her breathless

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Joshwarrior 39

At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.

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guitar93cd 8

Hey, if it ever works out, maybe it'll turn into a story you'll remember for the rest of your life.

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RustlingSoul 26

That may be one of the most depressing things I've ever heard.

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EffyFails 18

pretty cute dw OP she's alive and happy

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worldclassrager 39

I think the four of you should talk that should clear things up

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Solano2580 24

At least she didn't dump you then never bother to tell you for 6 months..

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Ervinator35 25

Still better than anything I could ever do. Congratulations mate. Have a talk to her parents and sort it all out. :D

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catanita 18

As long as you like each other you'll find a way to meet.

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