Love: The bitch is back

The bitch is back

By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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You deserved it 5 365

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 039

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 378

You deserved it 17 355

Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 200

You deserved it 4 580

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 4 224

By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 20:30

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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You deserved it 44 865

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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You deserved it 67 631

Never annoy the driver

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 14:00

Today, my husband went to pick my mom up from the airport, but apparently they got in one of their arguments on the way home, so he dumped her at a Starbucks and came home without her. He won’t even tell me which Starbucks, and when I rang her she gave useless directions. FML

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You deserved it 273

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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You deserved it 91

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 577

You deserved it 4 535

leesh08 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:04

=[ that's so horrible!!

equinoxe_fml 2

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:24

divorce the bastard.

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nghtynurse 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:04

keep the texts as proof.... and tomorrow.. take and store everything.. lol leave him with a lamp... then file for divorce.

Xinxinix 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:11

I would divorce him or go into tough interrogation. I would be angry if I were you. ~You don't deserve it.

allie2590 31

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:16

That is ridiculous. You should divorce that jackass.

majellah 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:16

I don't know how she could have deserved this. This is horrible. Being cheated on is a horrible thing, and to find out like that is even worse. Leave that asshat for sure.

krackotte 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:25

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waytoodrunk 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:28

How is it possible that your own husband forgets your name? A lot of these FMLs are starting to sound the same and most look like bullsh*t

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:12

#60 You're a ******* idiot. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Even if the other person has done something that makes their partner THAT unhappy, then their partner should just leave them, instead of resorting to cheating. And if it is a small detail, then the cheater should have talked about, one small detail doesn't make someone cheat. And I agree with 61, the only people who try to make the cheater the victim is someone who cheats.