The little boy next door to me who is black started pretending...

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2017 13:54 - United States - Hawthorne

The little boy next door to me who is black started pretending to shoot me with his fingers so I started shooting back. Well another neighbor walking by saw me do this looking horrified and called me a racist...

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Watervixen 27

Sunday 23 July 2017 16:28

If they think you are racist for that it says more about them not you. :/

Watervixen 27

Sunday 23 July 2017 16:28

If they think you are racist for that it says more about them not you. :/

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Watervixen 27

Sunday 23 July 2017 16:28

If they think you are racist for that it says more about them not you. :/

Watervixen 27

Sunday 23 July 2017 16:28

If they think you are racist for that it says more about them not you. :/

frozennickel 4

Sunday 30 July 2017 14:41

turn those finger guns around and point them at the race baiters....

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