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By Anonymous - 24/03/2017 20:00

Today, a 5-year-old ran up to me, flipped me off, told me to go fuck myself, then ran back to his dad. The dad blamed me. FML
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dabomsht123 3

WTF??!! Parents / kids are ****** up these days

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dabomsht123 3

WTF??!! Parents / kids are ****** up these days

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Allie614032 34

Ugh, I hate parents like that. C'mon, take responsibility for your kid.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You should've slapped one and flipped off the other. Dealer's choice.

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OhPuhleeze 23

The joys of not living in America. If this were to happen to me, I would spank the boy and take him to his dad. Who would spank him again. His dad would probably spank him again "just in case" if he forgot. #BrownKids Sometimes Russell Peters is so spot on.

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SadiyaRabia 8

I have no doubt the dad coaxed his son to do that. I am so sorry you had to go through the ordeal. Children that age aren't crude by nature. I know a guy who paid his son to make a scene in the department store to embarrass his mother. Some men aren't meant to reproduce!

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JHarris2011 25

ThAt what’s wrong with parents today My child would have apologized and tasted a nice bar of soap with no cartoons.

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