Today, a girl that I've been going out for 6 months just left...

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By Lovesick87 - 10/09/2017 11:40

Today, a girl that I've been going out for 6 months just left me. Two months ago she cheated on me and end up pregnant. No, the baby isn't mine, we are lesbians. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 September 2017 9:07

Uhm, technically, only one of you is a lesbian...

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 September 2017 9:07

Uhm, technically, only one of you is a lesbian...

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