Today, a man came into the hotel that I work at, a man came into... - FML

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By po'd in nc - 04/09/2017 16:29

Today, a man came into the hotel that I work at, a man came into the hotel to get a room. We are pet friendly, and as such, he asked if we were OK with pets, and if I could help him get his pet into his room. What he failed to mention was the pet in question was a three food alligator... FML.

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Michaela R 14

Tuesday 12 September 2017 16:09

to be fair, you did say pet friendly and didn't specify what kind of pets

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Michaela R 14

Tuesday 12 September 2017 16:09

to be fair, you did say pet friendly and didn't specify what kind of pets

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